Voting in the USA is like trying to pick a movie with your whole extended family: nobody agrees, everyone’s convinced their pick will be a masterpiece, and somehow you’re stuck between a disaster comedy and a thriller. You head to the polls with every good intention, prepared to navigate the mile-long ballot full of people you’ve never heard of, plus a list of confusing propositions that somehow sound both promising and ominous. In the end, you leave with an “I Voted” sticker that you wear proudly, as if to say, “I have no idea what just happened, but at least I showed up!”